Prayer is another one of the most crucial parts of the Vorexian equation. Prayer can be benefical in many ways, for instance by praying unto our rightful lord Steve Irwin one can recieve a corked crocadile delievered straight to their homes within a week (and if you’re really lucky those corks could be replaced with golden termites ready to infest your home and reproduce at the rate of 600 bastards per second)

Prayer is also useful when you want to curse an enemy. If someone is giving you a hard time simply pray for their downfall, within 6 working days the arse who was causing you problems will have been struck down and devoured by 6 alligators. Unlike conventional religions, praying with Vorexianism actually works! And whats more you can pray for anything you want and it will come true (sexual encounters with Almighty Steve Irwin excluded)

Keep talking to Steve and thou shalt become a king amongst men! You will be held within high reverence amongst your fellow men! You will be showered with gifts and koala shit from this side of Brisbane to Nepal! To get you started on your voyage to Nirvana, we have included a prayer which will help you bask in the glory of our almighty master! Good luck brethern!

Your locks! Hark! A Kangaroo
A messenger from the Lord?

Take us away in your divine pouch
To the land of alcoholics and criminals

And overall smug bastards
For their we shall find our Messiah!

Dressed in all brown shining an illuminating torch
Up a male crocadiles arse

For this man gave everything
To be here for you, to become one with the wildlife

We ask onto you our lord, bring us not crocadile shit
But a most joyful reunion in Valhalla

With Thor! Rolf Harris! And Dear Rod
We ask all these things in you, Steve our God!

Peace be with you righteous ones

Failure to pray can lead to a lifetime spent in the underworld with such exhausted saggy tennis players as Steffi Graf, John McEnroe and Bill Clinton. We are here to save you from any such occurance and by following our advice you shall steer clear of that Steve-forsaken dump! Bonzaa!!!!