Vorexians hold fashion as a vital part of their culture, without a strict dress code any movement is destined to fail. We model ourselves on the late and great Steve Irwin. Below is a summary of the Vorexian uniform

Headwear – Vorexians MUST NOT wear headwear at any time, instead one must grow an uncontrollable mullet. Baldness will not be tolerated as it is seen as a weakness by all. Any Vorexian caught donning any headwear will be sentenced to a lifetime imprisionment in the same room as Mick Hucknall

Shirt – All shirts must contain a maximum of two shades of brown only. All shirts must have short arms. A collar is a necessity as many meetings will be held deep in the Norn Iron jungles, keeping us immune from mosquito bites. Any person donning a hawaiian shirt will be fed to the wolves.

Legwear – All Vorexians must wear knee length shorts which are the same colour as their shirt. Jeans, trousers, flares and other fashion atrocities are definitely not permitted.

Footwear – In order to gain maximum advantage in the regular Vorexian mountain hikes one must purchase a suitable pair of boots which are suitable for frolicking in. Trainers are not permitted as they will make ye slide on yer arse, ye foul one ye.

Excess Wear - Members of the Vorexian community are permited to wear only their wedding rings (if applicable) A background check will be run on thou and your wife to confirm that you’re both devout Vorexians or else both of thou shalt be cast out on thine arses

For an example on how NOT to dress like a Vorexian consult this gype