The Pete Doherty Crime Spree!

The police found 41 AK-47 rifles underneath your bed. You’ve been sending Tony Blair ‘You’re Next’ letters for the last year. You were caught reading a copy of ‘How to Make London Go Boom In 21 Days!’ on a street bench in Piccadilly Circus. You killed a driver after dropping a bleezeblock on top of his car from a motorway bridge.

Your Sentence?

Sentenced to 36 hours of pruning Mick Hucknall’s pubic region.

Pete’s’ message to the public!

‘I think I might head off to Butlins for a week or two.’

<br /> <div style='font-family:Verdana; font-size:11px; line-height:30px; width:500px; background-color:#6B8BA3; color: #FFFFFF;'><span style='float:right;'><a style='color:#F0CF9E; font-size:13px;' href='http://www.drunkenhero.com/the_pete_doherty_crime_spree.html'>Get yer own one!!</a></span><br /> <h1 style='font-family:Arial; font-size:20px; color:#9ECCF0;'>The Pete Doherty Crime Spree!</h1> <p>The police found 41 AK-47 rifles underneath your bed. You’ve been sending Tony Blair ‘You’re Next’ letters for the last year. You were caught reading a copy of ‘How to Make London Go Boom In 21 Days!’ on a street bench in Piccadilly Circus. You killed a driver after dropping a bleezeblock on top of his car from a motorway bridge.</p> <h2 style='font-family:Arial; font-size:16px; color:#9ECCF0;'>Your Sentence?</h2> <p>Sentenced to 36 hours of pruning Mick Hucknall’s pubic region.</p> <h2 style='font-family:Arial; font-size:16px; color:#9ECCF0;'>Pete’s’ message to the public!</h2> <p>‘I think I might head off to Butlins for a week or two.’</p> </div> <p>

Peter! Fucking Peter!