Spooky Thom Yorke

Name : Thom Yorke

Goth Name : Captain Cavemouth

Rank : Lieutenant-Colonel

Joined the forces : 1992

Thom Yorke has always been closely associated with weird. He looks weird, he sings weird and he probably smells weird too. This is not down to shaky parenting or air pollution. It is down to the fact that he is an uber-goth at heart.

He comes over so bloody miserable on Radiohead LP’s as the rest of the band will not allow him record an album choc-a-bloc full of darkwave classics. That is why their new album is taking so long. Him and Robert Smith are doing what Severin and the latter did in the early 1980’s, they are forming a shite side project which will likely only last one album and will allow both to create a godawful album that no one in their right mind will listen to.

Yorke is currently back in the studio with Radiohead which probably means that he is thinking of leaving the Goth hierarchy for good. Some of the members lower down in the hierarchy have been calling for Thom’s resignation for a long time now, citing Radioheads Kid A album to be far too radio-friendly for it to be considered a true underground classic.

Whether Thom stays or leaves, his presence as a Goth will have left a sour taste in a lot of peoples mouths.