Hi-5!
Fuck’s sake what were Halifax thinking commissioning this dire piece of shit? None of the characters in it are remotely likable. It doesn’t make any sense. It made me want to bludgeon my balls in with an ice pick and fuck an empty bottle of Hooegaarden at the Television.
The fat ginger bitch in it is worse than Hitler. She’s annoying to even present ‘Loose Women’. Seriously. I don’t know where the fuck they got her from or what the hell they were thinking but she’s the sort of person who lives at home alone with her 20 cats and comes to answer her door in a pair of skidmarked undies with 2 cats hanging off her taps, swinging too and fro like furry pendulums.
As for the fat Chris Moyles/Ricky Gervais/troll lovechild that sits opposite her, I hope he is lynched in his hometown by a bunch of Rugby fans with kebab breath. He should be ashamed for even existing.
Why did they have to soil Spandau Ballet’s Gold too? We all know Tony Hadley is a cunt but what was he thinking allowing his music to be associated with this pile of fucking dirt?
I wish everyone involved in this advert the absolute worst in life. Not that cursing them will have any effect since they are all destined for the gutter.
Cunts.
2 Responses for "I Hate The New Halifax ‘Hi-5′ Advert With The Fat Ginger Woman And The Other Ugly Bearded Fat Fuck"
I hope you burn in hell you vile ball sack, oh and get a real job
Right on drunken hero. These are some of the worst T.V. commercials ever. They all need dragging into the street by there genitals, beating with clubs and setting on fire. Hi bloody five ass-wipes. That’s perhaps the 5 billion they stole from Britain’s health care. Fucking complete shit I really can’t express my hatred for these shitty adverts enough. As for anonymous I can only assume he is loving wank badly acted patronizing turdy ads that simultaneously insult the intelligence while irritating to the max.
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