Socialists are soulless vessels, intent on destroying society as we know it just to bolster their own egos.

If you’ve never met a socialist before, then you aren’t missing much. Most of them stand outside in the rain, waving placards about, asking you to sign a petition for some cause or other that no one should care about

Talking to a socialist is a trial too. These people are totally humorless and take themselves and their bullshit causes too seriously. I honestly wish they’d all just fuck off else where as I’m not fooled by their ‘Oh we want to save the world from Capitalism!’ bullshit. They do this purely for show. They have no morals or character. Their goal is to tempt other socialists into bed through trying to be more pretentious than one another.

Socialists only believe in free speech as long as it protects their right to say what they want. No one else is allowed to have their say. It’s all a crock of shit.