First and foremost, disregard their name completely as there is nothing “babyish” about these seeds. They are potent to high fuck and should be treated with the utmost respect, otherwise they won’t treat you with much in return.

To be on the safe side I chowed down 6 of these bad boys after scraping off the furry residue which coats each seed (which is rumoured to be the cause of much of the nausea associated with this ethnogen). There were no effects for the first hour. After about 70 minutes I started perceiving a 3d grid overlayed across my vision, something that I’ve experienced with other compounds in the past.

90 minutes in and I was starting to feel quite ill. The nausea itself faded in and out in terms of intensity until around the 2 hour mark when I decided that it was best to get the vomiting over and done with as I had read in the past that it is an often inevitable symptom of ingesting the seeds. So I went into the toilet and managed to get some stuff out of me and I felt better immediately.



These seeds are as rough as a badgers arse. And as trippy. Well……….

Strangely enough after barfing my guts up the trip took a turn for the better and I noticed that colours were much richer than usual. For some reason I found my pot plant on the window to be highly comical in appearance. I decided to have a bit of a breather and put on a record with the intention of having a lie down on my bed.

The music itself sounded “4d dimensional” and every time I focused on a track it seemed to splinter into pieces. I remember associating it with glass…..that each instrument was a series of splinters in the complex cube that made up the whole song. It’s quite hard to explain…..

Just after the 3 and a half hour mark I began noticing the first real negative side effect of the seeds. I had developed what I can only describe as cobweb vision. When I looked across the room it was if a cobweb was suspended from my eyelids. Everything in the room looking quite smoky through this web. It was starting to become very annoying.

Fortunately after another half the web disappeared. I specifically remember after this, that a bead of sweat rolled down my brow and landed in my eye and that by looking through it I could see rainbows refracting from everywhere. This was the peak of the experience and from here on in the visuals began to decline drastically, so much so that by around the 6 hour mark my perception was normal if not a little slow.

Things stayed the same for another hour or two before I managed to drift off to sleep. I woke the next morning feeling like my usual self. Besides the vomiting, the hawaiian baby woodrose experience was a positive one. Do not underestimate their potency simply because they are legal. They will knock you for six if you take too many.