Sexy, Naked, Lesbian Goths Ahoy (Not!)
Author: Drunken Hero
Unless you’ve been stranded in a cupboard for the last 500 years you will have encountered a Goth. Most consider Goths to be harmless, soulless creatures who masturbate over Anne Rice novels and Jesus and Mary Chain LP’s. This is far from the complete picture.
The purpose of this page is to inform the ignorant of the threat that goths pose to society and the various tactics that they will employ to try to get you to join their ranks. In due course we will also outline the real hierarchy of goths.
Goths? Organised?
That’s right, many insiders consider the goths to be the new Fourth Reich, a highly efficient unit of posers, loners and whingers who are ready to enslave the world with their horrificly bad make-up, poetry and clothes.
The True Hierarchy of Gothdom
7 Responses for "Sexy, Naked, Lesbian Goths Ahoy (Not!)"
Slabber, drool, what the fuck is slabbering anyway?
And feck off so!
aye glenn yar big hippie bastard!
pack of wankers the lot of them
could you not have found real goths but yes there is a Hierarchy of Gothdom but not as you know it
GOTHS WILL TAKE OVER THIS WORLD!!!! MOIHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
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