Dr Hilary Jones Is A Fucking Arsehole And I Hope He Falls Repeatedly On His Ass On Dancing On Ice
Author: Drunken Hero
I hate Dancing On Ice. As if ITV’s schedule couldn’t get anymore puerile after the likes of ‘I’m A Celebrity’ they force this pile of shit down our throats. Who the fuck wants to watch Dr Hilary Jones skirting about on the Ice like a little girl?
It’s bad enough having to watch him on GMTV in the mornings diagnose old men with cock cancer without being forced into watching him shit out his ‘Oh I’m still shit at skating but I’m getting better’ routine. Who gives a fuck?
What I’d like to see is him collapse right onto his hole, rupture his arse and for him to have to diagnose his own prolapsed rectum on Breakfast television. I would whoop with joy as Dr Hilary bends over with a magnifying glass to analyze the full extent of the injuries he’s inflicted on his sorry smug hole.
That would be real entertainment now. Especially if Andrew Castle had to knock the broken bone back into place with a tennis bat.
One Response for "Dr Hilary Jones Is A Fucking Arsehole And I Hope He Falls Repeatedly On His Ass On Dancing On Ice"
How dare you write such a disturbing an abusive article about me!!!
I have given up months of my own time to train for this show and i feel i am giving viewers value for money.
ITV`s demographic are all council estate chavs & benefit scroungers and they absolutely adore me.
I am Dr Hilary and i am popular,Unlike yourself.
I will have you know i have already ruptured my arsehole and am currently suffering from a prolapse.
This is not to do with an accident on Dancing On Ice but the fact i love to let Andrew Castle stick his fist in my anus,It is the only way i am allowed on GMTV (since i got caught pissing on Kate Garraway in the green room)
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