pete doherty! you sniff and you sniff and you jab and you jab and all for what?????? COCAINE WILL NOT ALTER YER BONE STUCTURE YE SKELETAL-TWIX-SCRAPING-GOBSHITE.

a gram a day helps you fall asleep on stage.

ladbrokes today have announced that pete doherty is odds on favourite to win the STONES VS DOHERTY DERBY. THE ODDS THAT PETE CROAKS IT BEFORE ANY MORE OF THE ROLLING STONES DEPART IS 2/10. GOOD FUCKING ODDS I SAY. YE’D BE A COMPLETE FUCKING SHAMBLES NOT TO BET ON IT.

PETE PETE PETE PETE. WOULD YOU LIKE A PASTY MY BOY? PETE PETE PETE PETE. THINE PENIS IS NOT A TOY.