let me put this straight. it is our god given right to barf in the street. these plans to impose a fine for anyone caught puking up their guts after a session of binge drinking is fucking scandalous.

i will be holding a fundraiser in the limelight on the 29th december in an attempt to raise enough money to start a campaign to overturn this fucking injustice. it will be called the “karen carpenter barfed and so shall you” trust fund.

what can you do? well keep drinking loads and keep barfing. make sure you barf where loads of people can see you. it will be particularly handy if you could barf right in front of a bunch of coppers. if they give you any shit, or try to impose this fine upon you calmly approach the officer and remove his cap and proceed to barf in it. stick your fingers right down your throat and make sure it jets out. once his cap overfloweth plant it back on the bastards head.

barf, piss and shit on your street corner in order to protect your civil liberties